I don't get fake food

As some of you know, I'm not big on knitted food. Put eyes on it and call it amigurumi if you want. But food isn't usually cuddly, so I just don't get putting it in knitted form. Generally it just makes me sad, cuz I can't eat it.
Well, I'm officially calling this re-post by Craft magazine the saddest craft in the world. It looks like steak, but its paper! I guess it's high in fiber.
Perhaps it's a statement: kill trees, not cows.